Hong Kong is gorgeous at night
But after tonight
it may not be that beautiful without me and my buddies
My name is Ben Tsui. I'm 31 years old
Hairstylist extraordinaire
I'm six feet tall but for some reason only measure 5' 8
In a little while my three buddies and I...
...will pull off the most amazing feat in Hong Kong's history
We'll jump off the 48th floor in spectacular fashion
Because if I had to settle for being ordinary
I would rather die!
I should've burned coal in a shed. At least It'd have been warmer.
I'm here
I'm here too
You are? Where are you?
Look to your right
What are you doing there?
You said Tower One
This is Tower One here You're on Tower Two
Hurry up and get over here
Oh shit. Wait for me
Ridiculous. We agreed to take 3 hours to tie up loose ends
Everyone is late
Where are you?
You picked this building to jump from
But you didn't say the lifts stop at half past ten
We're committing suicide. Did you want a briefing?
Are you dead already?
I'll be half dead by the time I make it up there
Wait a minute
Can't die yet. The boss won't let me go
Spending your last three hours with the boss
What a loser
- Did you call the negotiators? - Yes, sir
What's the situation now?
The three of them are hungry They want some take out
Three?
Yes, three men and there's one more on his way
Oh my God!
This is turning into such a big deal
But the rescue cushion is too small for all four of us
We came to jump off a building not to land in a cushion
How can we make sure we land on our backs?
I want to go in style
A man in a suit is going up to the rooftop, over
- They are just working... - Shut up!
You are just working
Someone is jumping off the building You can't go in...
Excuse me, I'm also here to jump. But I'm late
Anyway, you can't go in...
Don't touch him! Or we'll jump right now
Let him go...
Sorry about that
- Let him go... - Calm down...
- Sorry for that. - Don't disturb him
You're so late. Luckily we had snacks to tide us over.
That's right
My boss wouldn't let me go
We are ready to jump now
Officer, do something. Don't let them die here. Please do something.
Gentlemen, please don't jump I have a mortgage
You'll be set free, but I'll be fired
I've said it many times we're not being crazy
We want to tell the people of Hong Kong...
Ben, quit babbling just jump and leave them out of it
Wait Now what?
Do we jump on three or after three?
You have so many questions even when you die?
There's a huge difference
If we are sloppy about it, what's the point of doing it together?
Then jump on three...
- Wait! - What is it?
I've been stuck between people my whole life
I don't want to die stuck between you
Can I switch positions with someone?
I'll switch with you. Be careful
What's up with you?
That happens when I'm scared
Jesus, what about you?
I'm scared, too
You don't have to switch here you can do it back there
Hurry up. Stop messing around
Everyone move forward
Ready?
Close your eyes
Don't Move. Counting
Someone fell off
- Who? - Chai?
- Where's Chai? - Chai?
I'm here
We are all here Were you trying to be funny?
No, someone fell from the 18th floor
You two watch them Let's go down to check it out
Yes, sir
Am I dead? Where am I?
Shaun... are you alright?
Miss, you can't step on it
My name is Shaun
Obviously, I didn't die that night
Everyone wants to know why I wanted to die. It's simple
I was playing an online game that night
Suddenly I lost all my virtual treasures
So I decided to jump out the window
But it's strange
I didn't die and met several mentally unstable adults instead
My name is Long
The one who was late to the group suicide last night
I wanted to die because I'd been living a hellish life for the past 8 years
When I first entered Lau's Industrial
I thought it would be an enterprising heaven
But it turned out to be hell
But I woke up a new man today
I'm no longer an ordinary working stiff
I'm now an extraordinary working stiff
Look, it's not even 8 am. Yet
I'm all set to tackle the day
Before, even if I was early. I'd be nervous
But look, it's almost time and yet I'm relaxed
I will only punch in
when the clock strikes 8
- Good morning - Hey handsome
- You... - What are you doing?
Slow down, drink something...
Can you make it?
My boss is a hardnosed super achiever
There's a saying in our company
If you love the company, you must be mad.
If you love the boss, he'll make you sad.
Mr. Lam, after you took over
Lau's Group last year profits tumbled right away.
This is really has been accurate. How did you do it with all pressure?
I treat it as a challenge and am enjoying it.
Mr. Lam, look over here.
Is my light okay here next to the door?
No one would dare come in without my permission
One more question
I heard you liquidated the assets in Malaysia...
How long are you going to be?
Daddy, we just started
There is a lot more to cover
Mr. Lau, I didn't think I'd see you here
I'm Bey Logan Reporter with the Economic Weekly
I've been wanting to interview you for a long time. Are you interested...
Just ask my son-in-law. He's in charge now
Mr. Lau, come on
When you speak the whole business world shakes
I only play golf now
Just ask him
Rico, I'm waiting for your proposal
I'm sorry, Daddy. Didn't you say we'd talk about it next week?
So one week is too long? How about three days?
Okay?
Let's just talk, no photos
Mr. Lau. Now he's in charge of the whole company.
On a scale 1 to 100, how would you rate him?
Rico, I think I'll rate him...
- The boss wants you there in 15 seconds - Okay
You're dead this time. I didn't die so I made an important decision
I will no longer let that son of a bitch yell at me
If he does it again, I'm going to punch him
What are you doing?
Sit down
Yes
Close the door
Staring at me? Still staring?
If you keep staring at me, I'll cut your moustache off with those scissors
Long, are you okay?
I'm fine
You attempted suicide?
Crazy! Why would I do that?
Don't deny it
Isn't this you?
Someone jumped, I happened to walk by
Long, jumping off a building is not very manly
- Do I give you too much pressure? - No
Take a few days off
Forget about this incident
I checked with Ann, you have not taken any vacation
- You've worked too hard - No...
Yes!
You cannot not take this vacation
The form is all filled out, just sign
Take this much time off first more if you need to
Thanks boss. Actually I have a lot of work to do...
Sign!
This is a good itinerary
Three days two nights. I'll pay for it
Gold Coast? Australia is good
The one in Hong Kong!
All done. My chauffeur is waiting for you
I don't need the chauffeur, I...
He'll take you to the subway. Stop dreaming!
After 8 years, I finally get 3 days off
You really need to stand up for yourself
Maybe my boss is not that despicable
I think there's some misunderstanding between us
Look at this, I just got here
There are two beautiful girls already
Three days, two nights is perfect...
Long, is that you?
Don't you need to go to work?
Boss gave me three days off
He gave you three days off, too?
None of your business
- Ronald? - It's you?
Didn't you go to Canada?
I got seven days off originally
But before I got on the plane, boss told me to come here
- Long... - Over here
Look over there. The accounts department is also here
What are they doing here?
Attention, everyone Colleagues of Lau's Industrial
Welcome to the Gold Coast 3-day vacation
Please stop all your activities right now
and proceed to the upper left hand corner of the swimming pool
Upper left hand corner Hurry up, hurry up
Hurry up, hurry up, go... Many nice things are there.
Long, put down your pineapple ice
Come here immediately. Come here
Hurry up
What for? Don't be scared
We are on vacation, It's an employee's right
Stop! You guys listen to me
I've tolerated the boss for 8 years. I swore I'd slap him
I'm going to do it now...
Slap what? What did you say? Say!
A schedule
Look, this place is already a chaotic madhouse
I should slap together a schedule. Wait for me.
What?
What are you doing? I thought you were going to be a new man
I just installed a new game don't bother me. Go bowl
Why don't you learn a real skill?
Come to my salon I'll teach you how to cut hair for free
I'll teach you how to play online games for free
Okay
It's all right
It's all right...
What are you looking at? It just slipped
Relax, it wasn't a ghost
Picking up women was like bowling to me
It was a piece of cake
A man like me
Can't stand any woman saying that I was impotent
And now, it was all over the internet
That's why I decided to kill myself that night
How did I go from. Being a stud to a dud?
It all began with a phone call
- Malcolm - Speaking
Malcolm, I know I shouldn't be calling you
But I'm just so happy. I didn't think our baby would ever meet you
But you remember yesterday at the coffee shop?
Miss, who are you calling?
Yesterday at the coffee shop our baby went to play with you
I was really touched to see you two... having fun together
Miss, I think you've got the wrong number
Relax, Malcolm. You've never met your son.
He's two years old now
He has a mole on the left cheek of his buttock. Just like yours
He's crying, I'll talk to you later
What mole? What are you talking about?
Where did it go? I can't find it
Can't find it?
Can't find it? That's okay
- We'll help you find it - No...
- I'll find it - No...
Don't do that...
It hurts
Yesterday, the boy approached me first
I had my back to the door, so I didn't notice him until he played with you
So you saw him too
Ben, you should've seen everything
I'm not a security guard
- He only looks out for his creditors - Oh, yes
I did see a boy in a green shirt
It was blue It was puke green
The kid with the sword, I remember now
He was here playing swords with you yesterday
But I don't remember any attractive women nearby
A kid with a sword?
When I was playing swords with him yesterday, the phone rang
Then he let go of my hand
And I answered the phone
Whoa, this is spooky
Do you think...
she's watching us right now?
Answer it, are you scared?
Screw you
Master Malcolm, this is Annabelle
You took your sweet time answering the phone
- Are you still mad? - No, I'm out
Hello, this is Isabelle
You two don't have to try so hard
- No way. - We have never failed before
We lose face if you can't get it up
Tomorrow night, your house, your bed
My bed?
I love it when you play hard to get
- No... - Hello?
It's like a creditor, you have to pay up in the end
I've got a son all of a sudden do you understand?
Not really. Aren't you used to it by now?
You're a professional sperm donor. Which kindergarten...
doesn't have a kid you've fathered?
- That's right. - It was just a phone call not a DNA test
Ignore it, don't scare yourself
When I saw that kid yesterday, I was quite taken aback
He looked like a cute Malcolm doll
Stop kidding around
- Really? - Yes
I wonder what a baby version of you looks like
It's one where the head is bigger than the body
Not funny at all
- That wasn't very funny. - True
There are many reports about Hong Kong men suffering from stress
To the point where they lose interest in sex
I laughed at those articles
I've never experienced stress
But out of nowhere someone tells me I'm a father
Now I understand because I'm feeling stress all over...
my lower half
Cool...
Don't let me down
What? Be quiet
Do you prefer blue or yellow?
Where are you?
Right around the corner
Where exactly?
At the bottom of the hill starting our climb up Mount Malcolm
- But there's a mudslide. - What?
- Nothing. - Blue or yellow?
Neon pink
I can't believe I'm taking my first Viagra
at the tender age of 30
Two girls. Do I take two?
Don't rush me
Give me a little time...
Don't...
- Don't go... - Help...
- Malcolm - Take your hand out...
You should have told us
You're such a faker
You took us for fools, son of a bitch
Don't play in the big leagues if you can't swing
I got it up
Malcolm Yeung, let me tell you we won't let this go
I'll tell everyone on the Internet...
...that you can't get it up
- Men... - Useless jerk
Why don't you go screw yourself
I got it up for a little bit...
What an amazing sight My uncle stuffed all the mice in it...
and soaked them for seven years
Did your uncle do your aunt right after drinking it?
He died before the potion was ready
What about your aunt?
She died too. So now this is Malcolm's
Daddy
Is it really you? I'm Yeung Tin Meng
Yes, I know. Well?
Everyone's seen your web page
Web page?
Yes, all my friends are asking
whether your case is classic erectile dysfunction or...
Shaun, you said you'd deleted all the web pages
You saw me doing it for three nights
I didn't know you had so many enemies I can't help you anymore
This has nothing to do with karma
This is your destiny and you must face it
Poor you even if you drank my soaked-mouse potion
I did a chart for him. You're a wood person.
This is called dried wood reviving in the spring
After spring arrives in Feb. of the Chinese calendar. You'll be fine
You're almost there, it's now January
February in the Year of the Goat
Year of the Goat just passed
It's the next Year of the Goat
Oh shit, 11 more years A generation of Malcolm-less girls
Have mercy on those women Can you speed it up?
Sorry, no. You've got too much fire in your chart. You must let it die down
You just need to suck it up
You want me to be celibate for 11 years?
Do some good, pretty boy
You'll be a grandpa before you can touch a woman again
Grandpa... will be driving Miss Daisy crazy
How much should we give for the gift?
Five hundred. Why five hundred?
No, we're not even going...
I can go but the problem is you
You've got so many meetings to attend
and so many projects to follow up on
I wouldn't dare make the decision for you.
It's your money, so you decide. I'm just discussing it with you
Fine. Let's give 500
In the old days, we sat together in this love seat
We were happy and we even planned...
to have children
Beeboo and I have been married for 21/2 years
Life was really good then
I'd get off work from the TV station pick up my wife and we'd make dinner
And then we'd snuggle up in front of the TV. How blissful!
Unfortunately, last Chinese New Year
I got laid off. My wife and I were no longer equal
I stayed unemployed while Beeboo kept getting promoted
I know she's working hard for us
But it's been over 300 days
A house-husband snuggling up to a Teddy Bear
He's better off dead!
Three hours before I planned to die, I had only one thing to do
To see Beeboo one last time
and to listen to her voice once more
I was determined to die
But if she begged me, I wouldn't jump
The fact is we haven't reached our sales target
We must all work hard together
Look, my husband is calling me. He's waiting for me to get off work
But I won't answer it
I'd rather be with him too, but I can't leave when our work is not finished
Come over here
Look at the beggar down there, he's still working
So should we
Of course I understand why she hung up on me
I know how painful it must have been
She has the right to put her career first
and me last
I respect her choice
I'm not jumping off a building because I'm jealous of my wife
- Hubby. - Honey, are you coming home?
Sorry, my meeting is still going
The left over soup...
...is in the refrigerator. I see it
Yes, just heat it up I'm doing it
And I lined up for a long time for those chicken wings.
Do you see them?
Yes, they look good
Remember, save me some
I think I'll be home around 10 pm
10 pm. So early, great
- Okay, bye - Bye-bye
Remember me? I planned the group suicide that night
I'm an adventurous guy
I like to take risks
Only risk takers can make money fast
After a while I met a lot of loan sharks
They're not nice people
They were really friendly at first
But they became nasty real quick
When I couldn't pay them back. They threatened to cut off my...
fingers
But that wasn't the main reason for jumping off a building
My girlfriend of 8 years wanted to marry me
Now there's a reason to die
You don't believe me? I'll let you guess which one she is
- Can you? - Guess
It's not curly enough. I want this one
You are not paying attention
Why do you want it that curly?
Doesn't she have a hot temper? But it's not her
You must think it's her
Wrong. She eyes me because she's fancied me for years...
...but still can't have me
It's that sexual frustration
that makes her jealous of all the women around me
Although this one is not as pretty
She's really going all out to get me
You see? If I give them the slightest chance
They would all throw themselves at me
It's too dry, let me fix it
Wait, my girlfriend Wincy has finally arrived
Even if you look at her all day long
You wouldn't remember her face
Sometimes even I can't recognize her...
...on the street
Even a delivery girl has more personality than her
How can I spend the rest of my life with a woman like her?
Ben, some tea
There's nothing you can say we can't be together
How can you be so docile?
You're like the polar ice cap
The same since the ice age
But I'm not like that, I'm like fire
When I look at you, I see a future so boring
that I would try to jump off a building again
When two people have such a boring life together...
Why bother? Why don't we...
Ben, I got you some noodles
For what?
Just eat it first
Actually, I do feel a bit hungry now
It's your favorite. I have something to tell you.
Don't say anything
They told you I'd paid off all your debt?
My mom and my aunt lent me the money
Look, here's the receipt
Don't worry, have some chicken wings
I double checked. I paid off every last cent
What did you want to say to me?
Thank you
Unbelievable! He only goes after the young ones
- How young? - Very, very young
- Maybe it's her. - Yes, it's better.
A white girl? The mother speaks Cantonese
So?
- White girls can speak Cantonese too - Let me see
- This... this one is... - So she's not
Let me explain
This group is still partying, so no time to be pregnant
This group is happily married
These have moved to China for work
What about the ones with a yellow arrow? Dead?
This one had a sex change but this one is dead
Dead?
What was the cause?
She was doing a handstand and broke her neck
The ones with the stickers have all moved to North America
This one is in jail
- Shaun. - Coming...
So the nominees are...
these three contestants
Nice frame
Thank you. See how pretty these three are?
I'd go for the middle one first
Even if she isn't the one, It'd be nice to do her again
I'll do her if you don't
Maybe she can help you get it up
Piggy Chai!
You're still as slow as ever
Who are you?
I heard you got fired
Really? How did you know?
Just kidding
Oh, very funny
Where's Beeboo?
Her mom isn't feeling well so she went to see her
I always see you by yourself lately you should be careful
Of what?
Everyone is getting divorced these days
your first girlfriend Ding Ding. The cute one
Even she's getting a divorce
She's married?
Of course
I heard she still loves her old flame
Really? She's so faithful
Not everyone is as shallow as you
Come down here
Kiss her...
Yes
Where's Ding Ding?
I don't know
I know, she couldn't make it today
but made the wedding cake for them
She opened a bakery
There's the cake
Looks like she put all her love into the cake
Ding Ding's Love Cake?
Jesus Christ!
The groom's hair is parted in the middle exactly like mine when I was young
The same white socks too
Wait. I'm still fresh in her heart
Doesn't that look like me when we were in school?
I never went to school with you
It's been 10 years
But you still make my heart race
The murmur of the memories letting me know subconsciously...
That Ding Ding still longs for me
I wanted to sneak a peek at her
But before I was ready
Fate pushed me into her...
Are you okay?
Ding Ding?
It's me, Chai
You look exactly the same like I went through a time machine
You still talk like a big script writer
Have you seen my shows?
- That First Love Formula... - Love Equation
That's right, Love Equation you wrote it
I remember watching it every night and crying
That was a comedy her life must have been painful
Look at her, trying to cover it up with smiles
You should just let it all out
Have you been happy?
I'm all right
Why do you have so much free time?
I quit my job at the TV station recently
TV's too formulaic and impersonal. It's not for me.
Still full of ideals like before?
Looks like her eyes are telling me something
Do you have time?
You want to go eat? Sure, Japanese?
Sorry, I'm busy today
I'm busy also
Why don't you come to my bakery when you have time?
Okay, I can go now
What? Okay
You must try this cake
Made with rum soaked strawberries
My own recipe it's called Intoxicating Dream
Intoxicating Dream?
Drunken berries, hidden love. Right?
Tell me how you like it?
You still look so silly?
You are quite naughty, too, Ding Ding
Okay, I gotta go, talk to you later, bye
I won't let you down again
I promise!
This is yummy. Where did you get this cake?
Why are you eating that cake?
I haven't eaten all day
That doesn't mean you could eat the cake
Why can't I eat it?
Because this cake is...
very heavy and you're on diet
This cake is not fattening
Not fattening? Look
So much cream
Fine, hubby. Thank you
This bit of cream is all I got from Ding Ding's cake...
And it fell off
Thanks Coffee
You really want to learn to bake?
Yes, because I'm older and wiser now
Plus I think it'll help me find myself I want to learn
- Really? - Yes
Why?
You still push your glasses up every time you lie
You saw that? I only pushed it up a little
Because you lied to me so many times
I'll let you do it one more time
If your reason is special enough
I'll let you be my apprentice
My wife likes cakes so I want to bake them
So that's the reason... You love your wife very much
But it's more because I admire you and you inspire me
Baking cakes is not so hard you just have to follow the instructions
Being with someone... is much more difficult
I know, which is why I've been confused lately
That's good. That means you're still in love
I am too clear-headed I know
What do you know?
I know you are not happy
You're the only one who says that I'm unhappy. Do I look depressed?
You look fine, more than fine
I'm free tonight; I close at 8 pm
I'm free at 8 pm, too
Just dump her and stop yakking
We should've gone to a movie now we are stuck here
Why didn't you get tickets?
Wincy, don't say anything
I can't thank you enough for paying off my debt
I'm very grateful to you you're better than my mother
But you see, I can't fall in love with my mother
It's like incest
I respect you but it doesn't mean I can marry you
You can have your money back
And after that, you should leave
All right?
Not bad
I dare say it's perfect
I know women, trust me
You did very well just now
Use your feelings to control her emotion
Make her understand without hurting her
That's very good
You all brought money?
How much was it?
$347,000
I have... four hundred
So little? I have four thousand
My dad hasn't paid me yet. Twelve thousand
Sixteen thousand?
Sixteen thousand four hundred
Wait! Practice a bit first
- Come before 8 pm... - More stern
Come to the bowling alley before 8
Come before 8...
No, I can't
How about 7:30?
Come to Roy's place at 7:30, it's urgent
- Roy's? - Yes
Before 7:30? I'll try my best
- Come right now - Okay
You don't have to say anything and don't worry about paying me back
There you are. I've looked everywhere for you
Ben, thank you
If it weren't for you I'd never be able to sell this sa,lon
Don't worry. I already told all my regular clients
that I'm returning to Singapore and that you're good at cutting, dying, perming...
As well as blow drying. Plus your girlfriend is so capable
Not at all, I'm only his assistant...
I just do the paperwork
There's plenty of cash in the account no need to touch the foreign currency
I trust you, I can wait a few days
No way, he's very responsible
Okay, let me go get the company chop
Company chop
Didn't you always want to have your salon and home next to each other?
Now you won't have to commute anymore
You can just go to sleep when you're tired
Where did you get all this money?
My dad, cousin and aunt each gave me some
I won't let you work so hard anymore
I want you to be with me after 8
What was the cash you gave me for?
What?
The stack of money you handed me
Please deposit it in the bank for me
What is this important thing you had to tell me?
Thank you
I'll have the same, a rib eye steak
Medium rare with potatoes and I don't want salad
Mr. Lau. This one is a 1982 Chateau Margaux
This is a 1995 Petrus. Which one would you prefer?
You choose, let him choose
Petrus
You sure Petrus is better?
Fine, whatever
We'll have the Petrus
You really do have black circles around your eyes
My daughter said you worked on that proposal for three nights
She wasn't kidding
Daddy, here's the proposal
Nice printing, but...
is it good? The most important thing is that you say it's good...
if you say it's good, then it's good
It's good!
Really?
From 1 to 100, how would you rate this proposal? 100?
I... I think... it's a 70
Good... 70 is not bad
Take it back
Here, take it back. We'll talk after you've improved it
Okay?
Mr. Lau, your steak
Thank you
Mr. Lam, your Caesar salad
I didn't order the Caesar salad
Mrs. Lam called and changed your order to a Caesar salad
I say, Portuguese sure win!
Chubby, the meat is here
- Let's cook the sausages together - Okay
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
Hello
Three days and two nights again?
Yes, having hot pot
Hot pot. Is there beef?
Yes
Local or from Japan?
I only know it's fatty beef
I'll be there in 5 minutes... No, four and half minutes
Fine, okay, bye
If he comes up I'm going to punch him
Then do it
- When is he coming? - Now, in 4 minutes
- Let's finish everything in 4 minutes - Eat up...
Leave some beef for him
I'll go get the utensils
Save a little of each
David, go get a chair from the storage room for him.
One more
And the beef... don't finish the beef...
Any food left?
Where's everyone? Did they all leave?
I knew it, who'd want to eat with the boss
If you want I can leave
No... your utensils
It's good beef
Go ahead and eat, don't be polite
Hubby, Daddy is furious after reading your proposal.
Where did you go?
Hurry up and come home
I'm having a meeting with Long
- Long? - Yes, Long
Hello
Long
Why is there smoke? Where are you having the meeting?
Of course there's smoke we're having hot pot
Don't you eat any meat. I told the chef to give you a salad
You have high cholesterol. Did you have any meat? Answer me!
Meat? Why would I eat meat? There's no meat here
Is it true?
Long is a vegetarian why would there be meat?
I don't believe you
Show me. I want to see
See what?
See what vegetables you eat
Vegetables... look... so fresh...
Yes
See, there's no meat
Hold on. I see something red move over a bit...
Let me see the red stuff, move over...
Which side?
Here? These are shrimp balls
Yes. What else are you eating? Let me see the other side
You just looked at it, there's no meat
Wait! Is that meat in the pot?
- Just these things. - See, no meat in the pot
Okay, fine, hubby
Come up with a plan with Long quickly. Dad is really angry
I think he'll sleep over tonight, okay?
- Honey, I love you. - Yes, I love you, too
- Let me... - I'll do it...
- It's dirty. I'll pick it up. - Just let me do it...
I said I'll do it...
I'm sorry, there's nothing to eat
You're lucky you're single no father-in-law
Even if I could fly, he'd still give me only a 70
I work my butt off and I only get a 30
I wasn't talking about you
Have you been wanting to hit me?
Hit...
Hit! Do you have the guts?
Alright then
Afraid? I dare you to drink it
I can drink it
You really want to finish it?
My work is worth more than 30
60?
Sure, I believe you do better than a 70...
100. Together we are 160
I'm behind you
You must support me, too
Yes
Excuse me, does Nikki still work here?
Yes. What is it?
Can you tell her Malcolm needs to speak to her urgently?
Thanks
Do you know where Nikki is?
She and Baby are upstairs. I'll get her for you.
- Please take a seat and wait here. - Okay
The baby really is hers
She's pretty, our baby must be very cute
I also remember her to be kind she's definitely a good mother
Why did I dump her?
Mr. Yeung, what a surprise
You've changed a lot even your voice is different
What the hell?
It's okay. Post partem depression be nice...
What do you want from me?
I came to see you and your baby
You have nothing to do with us
Let me see your baby
I just want to know that you are both well
- Anita, please bring Baby down. - Yes
I'm sorry. I know I did a lot of bad things to you before
Let me make it up to you
What's up, honey?
Baby, this is Malcolm
Baby?
So you are Malcolm?
You're a bastard
Eva!
Eva, it's me. Eva
Eva, don't go. I want to ask you a question
I told you not to bother me. What do you want?
I wanted to know if you've had a son with me.
What? Get in the car and let's have one right now
What are you doing? Don't scare me
I was only asking you don't have to kill me
No... help...
Why are you standing behind me? I don't know
I suddenly remembered this movie...
that we saw together, Ghost
I went to the movies with you?
Yes, you loved that pottery scene
I did?
Why don't you frost the cake first?
- Ding Ding. - Yes
I remember everything about you
You never told me
Because I kept those feelings to myself...
Loving feelings. Every time I think of you...
I get butterflies in my stomach
How would I know if you didn't tell me?
I know
Actually, I didn't know it then. But...
When I found out you'd been unhappy all these years...
because of me, I felt guilty
I still care a lot about you
Remember, you're still married
I know, but that's over. She's...
She's like a workaholic machine now...
She's different from you you are more creative
You make cakes with your own hands. I feel...
I realize I still have strong feelings for you
Say no more
No, Ding Ding. I missed my chance once
I regret how unhappy I'd made you. I will make it up to you
- Forget it. - Forget it?
That's it then. Bye Bye?
Sorry, that was my ex-husband
Husband?
I don't want to talk about him I want to close up
Let's rehearse this once
We should say how bad everything tastes
Then I'll say the salon is a dud don't accept it
Try to be natural
Or it'll sound fake
Talk more about girls
And how we all womanize. That'll hurt her
We've never met her so we might go overboard.
So be prepared
I've never backed down. What happened before was bad timing
Bad news, Chelsea lost the game
- No way. - Don't be distracted
Hurry up and call Long. He said he'd come after work
Get to work
Do you mind if we say she's flat-chested?
No, she's more than flat-chested
You took so many pieces already
You've got a lot, too
Ben, help yourself
The meat is so tender
Would you like more fish and chicken stew?
Sure, I'll help myself
No, no. It's messy in there. Sit down
It's so tasty
- Hey. - Sorry, I forgot
If you like her so much, take her home
The goalie is damn useless
Your sake
- Thank you, Wincy. - It's re-heated
You are so thoughtful
You have a cough? Then don't drink sake
There's his and her soap in the bathroom
Guys don't like soap with strong fragrance
- True! My girlfriend should learn from you. - Don't say that
- Couldn't even score with that? - Ridiculous
Wincy, you know football? Which team do you like?
I know a little. Arsenal
Arsenal, me too. Henry is good
Great shot
Looks like Wincy is a football fan
You guys know more
You're so modest
Would you like some soup?
No, thanks
but I want to tell you the abalone noodle is really good.
- I'll get it for you... - Thank you...
- Wincy, what about my soup? - More soup, less noodle
You've been here long enough when can we go to the strip club?
You mean, when are we going to the strip club?
Wincy, he always scolds us for going to strip clubs.
Wincy, ever since I started hanging out with Ben
I haven't gone to strip clubs and my health has improved.
What are you talking about? We agreed to hit the clubs together.
- Let's hit... some pins. - Yes
- Why don't we all go bowling after dinner Wincy? - Fine
You two are not coming then?
- Me? - But I'm not full yet
Wait
Are you really going to the strip clubs?
She's flat-chested but her soup is awesome
You can't blame me
She's a dying breed, a keeper
You don't have to please her or worry about her, I want one
Shut up, you traitors
- Where are you going? - Just leave me alone.
It's you again
You call me and don't say a thing. What do you want? Say something!
I'm sorry. I didn't want to call you
I'm so scared and don't know what to do
The baby has a fever and is in the emergency room.
I don't know if he's going to be okay
I'm all by myself and didn't know who to call. I'm scared.
Don't panic. Which hospital is he in?
Miss, did you see a two or three-year-old boy...
come into the emergency room?
Take a seat first and wait a moment
I can't wait, you understand?
He's my son, dammit!
My son's sick, dammit! Please check for me
What's his name?
My last name is Yeung
And the first name?
You said he was your son
But you don't even know his name? Are you nuts?
Please, miss, check for me
I was on the phone and it got cut off
I only know the kid just got admitted to the hospital
Please check for me. I've already gone to many hospitals
Why don't you call her back and get more information?
I don't have her number
I'm sorry then, I can't help you
The child's mother could be Ada Yip and may be living in Kowloon Tong.
Please check for me
What's Ada Yip's Chinese name?
Ada... I finally found you
Do you know how hard I've been looking for you?
I went to nearly every hospital but still couldn't find you
I was so worried about the baby
A nurse asked me for the baby's name but I didn't know.
I'm such a jerk, a huge jerk. I'm sorry
I was irresponsible, I know. I've changed, thoroughly changed.
Give me a chance. I promise I'll be a really good dad.
May I hold him?
How come he looks white?
Ada...
Don't play games
Hello... what is your name?
Mommy... Where's mommy?
Don't cry
Ada, come out...
You...
What are you doing?
I couldn't sleep so I was listening to music.
Listening to music prevented you from sleeping
You couldn't sleep because you were waiting for me.
Right?
Where did you go? You're drunk.
Massage, two girls. Well?
Two girls, four big breasts. Well?
Can you take that?
Don't hold it in, say something
I'm talking to you. why are you listening to the Walkman?
What? That's right, I broke it. So what?
Everything breaks eventually
Are you upset now?
Are you angry with me?
I don't get it, so many new gadgets but you still use a Walkman.
It's 2004, why are you still listening to a Walkman? Are you sick?
You should go to the doctor if you're sick...
Fish soup
It's warm, it'll help you fall asleep
Something else you want to say?
Can I have another bowl?
Daddy, this is Rico's revised proposal, take a look.
Daughter, don't be foolish like him
All these proposals are from your husband
but I've never read them.
Just like me not approving your marriage
Once the Shanghai project is done, I'll come back to take over
Tell him to take a vacation
No, he is really trying hard. Give him one more chance.
Rico. Well?
Daddy, is this one okay?
How would you rate this proposal?
Pretty good, Long helped on this one
Excellent, I give it a 100
If Hong Kong had more Ricos, we'd have more IFC Towers.
Rico, go ahead and do it but pay attention to the details.
Okay?
I'm leaving, excuse me.
Rico, that's how women are they get angry for nothing.
Long. How long have you been working at our company?
- Eight years. - Eight years.
This was a piece of undeveloped land back then.
Look at it now, all these new buildings
The IFC Tower is way up in the clouds
Long, at some point in your life would you like to own an IFC Tower?
I don't know about you but I sure want one.
I want to conquer the world with you I don't take no for an answer.
I've already planned it out
I'll promote you to Department Head next month.
In eight months we'll make 100 million dollars.
Then we go public in eighteen months
In twenty-eight months, we... we retire
We'll go to the real Gold Coast in Australia
Long, we've been through a lot these past few months
Right now, I truly think of you as my own son.
We need to stick together no matter what
Thank you, Daddy...
Don't cry. Boys don't cry.
We'll make a great father and son team
Ding Ding
I'm sorry to bother you
Don't say that. Whatever happens, I'm here
I'll do anything to help you, anything
The banks are so ruthless
They want me to pay back the money all at once.
They know all my money is tied up in this bakery.
I don't have any money to pay them back.
What kind of a policy is that?
I still have a mortgage to pay
Damn, I don't have any cash to...
Don't misunderstand. I wasn't asking you to lend me money
Actually... I was ready to give up last month...
I empathize with you
Sometimes I want to end it all when it becomes unbearable.
But if you've got someone to face it together.
Actually, I...
It's you...
Really?
Okay, I'll pay you back as soon as possible.
No, I'm not being stubborn
Anyway, I really appreciate this
That was my ex-husband. He's going to lend me the money.
Why is he still so nice to me?
I'm sorry, Chai. I have to go get the check from him
I understand...
No, I mean I have to lock up now
Give this to your wife
Would you like some cake?
No, thanks
No cake
No cake?
I'm quite tired, some other time
You don't work, how could you be tired?
What do you mean by I don't work?
You've found a job?
How would I suddenly get a job? So what is it?
Why can't I be tired when you want to have sex?
Last week I wanted it but you were too tired because you have a job
Is only the one making money entitled to be tired?
What are you doing?
What am I doing? What about you?
You've been in Hong Kong for seven years
You still speak Cantonese like a foreigner
If you loved me
you'd be completely fluent in Cantonese by now
and be able to say I love you
I do know how to say, I love you
Can't you tell how bad that sounded?
I don't know why you're so angry
How could you possibly know. You don't know anything.
You have no idea what I do at home after you go to work.
I went to jump off a building!
Did you know I went to see you beforehand?
Of course you didn't but why didn't you?
You and your coworkers were too into yourselves.
What did I want? I wanted to see you before I died.
I thought about leaving you
But I didn't, do you know why?
Because I knew you couldn't live without me.
But now I realize
It's more important that I find myself
Do you get it?
Boss...
Don't come near me!
I'm not. Don't do this, come in.
I told you to stay away
You're my boss, you can't leave me behind...
What would we do after you're gone?
I'm not a real boss
Long, I let you down
Our grand plan went up in smoke
He never read our proposal
No... listen to me
You don't know how I feel
You were with friends when you attempted suicide.
Look at me, I'm all alone
What about me? I'm here
Daddy!
If you die I'm going to become an orphan.
I've been forced to end my life
I'm dead either way
It's better to end it quickly
Wait!
Is it because of him?
Beat him up before you kill yourself. You'll reincarnate sooner.
Make a tight fist and punch
Look at him, he despises you. How can you stand it?
Hit my stupid face...
Come on...
Good
Hit me...
Hit me! Pathetic! You call that a punch?
Harder, that's it...
This is fun
Okay, that's enough
Wait, you told me to hit him
- Hold it... - Don't move
You said you were my son. Hold it...
- He's dead. - Dammit
Daddy
You watch him...
Wait, he's your father-in-law, not mine.
You're related, you watch him...
I have to pee, you watch him...
Come back... You leave me...
Get up, chairman
Damn, he's barely breathing
You can't die here. If you die, It'd be manslaughter for me.
Chairman...
Rico? Where's Rico?
Find Rico for me
Don't be angry, he didn't mean it
Go find Rico for me...
What did you say?
I just read his proposal for the first time...
Rico is very good
He's really good. Hurry up and find him for me.
Have you lost your mind?
You've lost your mind! Go look for him.
- Go... ask Rico to come back. - Wait.
Boss, I mean... Daddy
The chairman said our proposal works!
Sorry, I had orders for eight wedding cakes for tomorrow.
I haven't had time to breathe
Sir, your champagne
Champagne? What are we celebrating?
I know how to make cakes now
You taught me how to make cakes
My wife wants to eat cakes and I was able to make them for her.
This calls for celebration. Thank you...
Cheers...
Actually that's not the reason...
I envy your wife
What are you envious of?
That she has such a loving husband
You think I adore her?
There are very few men like you
Learning to make cakes to please their wives...
If only my ex-husband was half as thoughtful as you.
Back when his company was having financial troubles,
I went out and got a job.
When I was tired or depressed at work...
all I wanted was
to go home and see him
hoping he'd come over hug me. But he never did
Let's talk about how much you adore your wife
so I can live vicariously through her.
I?
I dumped the soup she cooked for me
I don't have a job, but she does
When she comes home from work, I pretend to be asleep.
When I used to have a job
She'd ask me how my day went
My problems with colleagues
I wanted to tell you something when I asked you out tonight.
But I'm sorry, I made a mistake
I need to tell it to someone else
Honey!
Honey...
Don't go!
Don't leave me! I can't live without you!
I love you!
I'm sorry!
I don't know how to say I love you in Shanghainese...
- Hubby... - But I promise to learn
No more beer in the fridge? You forgot to buy some?
Have you looked at the invitations?
Maybe we shouldn't get married
Is she trying to pick a fight?
You can go ahead and make all decisions
I've been thinking
The more I look at these things the more unhappy I get.
Sara called to congratulate me
She asked why you'd decided to marry me.
I didn't know how to answer her
Are you marrying me because I paid all your debt?
Well, that's obvious
How did she suddenly get a clue?
- That's ridiculous... - Don't lie to me
I know I have been deluding myself all along.
I know I'm not good enough for you. But I was hoping...
you'd love me if I took good care of you.
How foolish of me
When did I ever say you weren't good enough for me?
Have you loved me in the past eight years?
No, give it to her straight
Say the word and you can end the pain.
No...
Yes, that's why we've been together for 8 years.
Do you really want to marry me?
Of course not. You're the one who wants to.
Tell me!
Yes, otherwise why go through all this trouble?
Don't cry
I should have been the one crying
I want to go get some beer
I'll go
Look at you, you're not presentable
Buddy, I want that one
- Okay, please wait a minute. - Okay
Half a goal handicap for Manchester United?
- Leeds also has a half goal handicap? - Thanks sir.
Thank you
Watch the game closely for me
I heard Viduka is out of the game what about Smith?
Car accident
Go over there take a look
No, I'm playing video games haven't seen them.
Let me finish this game
Who was it?
Wincy
What did she want?
Something about a car accident
Shaun, wait for me!
Get on
What's your problem? Don't you know how to drive?
Sorry, we've done our best
Wincy...
Give me back my Ben...
Give me back Ben...
Wincy, calm down...
Give me back Ben...
Calm down!
Ben...
Don't leave me behind, Ben
Want to be alone
Under the starry night
Want to be alone
Just with you
I can feel you, staying with me forever
I can see you smile
Want to be alone
Under the starry night
All the stars still shine
I want to share this precious time
Just to be with you
Do you remember?
Yes, Ben was standing here. I was on the opposite side.
I was late that day
Why did we want to jump off a building?
That's right! Why did we decide to commit suicide?
Because we were all drunk that night
For a moment we felt life was unbearable
But we didn't die
and our lives went on
Have we worked out what was troubling us?
Is the eulogy ready?
It's ready
Come on, it's time for the funeral
Ben Tsui, 31 years old
Loved gambling, massages and saunas
He only helped three people in his entire life, but not us three
His cornea was donated to a patient
who can now see the world
His kidneys spared a female kidney patient
the pain of dialysis
Wincy, everything will be all right
I'm fine. He's here, look
Can you guys see him?
- Yes - Very clearly...
- I see... - Yes...
- He's right there... - Yes
- Hello, everyone. - Hello
My boss. Chai
My boss wants to hire you to write a something
That's great because I'm a script writer
Script writer? Are his scripts are good?
What do you think?
Excellent!
I'm positive